“It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Christmas”

The converting machine were all running clickety clack

In the hopes that production would not be held back

When what to management’s unpleasant surprise,

The static was so bad, it impacted their lives.

The customers were mad, plant workers not fine

All in an effort to meet a tight deadline.

This was no ordinary printing request

It was the Christmas catalog that promoted its best.

In a desperate attempt, out comes the tinsel

Draped over machines, like dawn of a thistle.

The problem at hand, it wasn’t the cure

They needed something more potent that was for sure.

Jingle goes our phone in a desperate plea

Is there someone at Static Clean that can help me?

In times like this, passive won’t bring luck

You need a 4203 static bar, so please contact Chuck.

CHECK OUT OUR MODEL 4203 FOR THE TOUCH CONVERTING STATIC PROBLEMS

WWW.STATICCLEAN.COM  chuck@staticclean.com

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    Wishing you a very Happy Holidays from the Static Clean Family!!